Prescription from Dr. Steve Helps Humans!

Hey Roo!

I am in such a good mood today. My dumb sister Maebe tried to embarrass me by submitting a fake "problem" to Dr. Steve. Fortunately, he was smart enough to see right through it and wrote the prescription for the true offending parties, the humans.

You see, I am the princess of the house and I do as I please, when I please. I answer to no one. Maebe doesn't like that because she thinks she is alpha dog, but I just ignore her. Also, I don't like baths so when the humans try to capture me for bathing, I piddle to punish them. It's as simple as that. So here is what Dr. Steve prescribed for my humans:

Dr. Steve, woo are a genius. Thank woo for helping my humans!!

See ya later! Woooo woo rar rar rar... Kayla

My Prescription Has Arrived!

Hey Hey, it's Maebe Baebe!

Recently, Dr. Steve gave me a prescription to help me overcome my chewiness problem. This is the prescription he gave me:

I showed this to my huMom so she could fill it right away. She started by buying a couple of bananas. But it was apparently too much trouble for her to follow Kat's easy banana bone recipe so the bananas turned to mush. HuMom then said that we might get a turkey drumstick at Thanksgiving, and there are no squirrels around. I was furry upset at her inability to get my prescription filled in a timely manner.

At last, she ordered us some Happy Hearts cookies and their huMom came to the rescue! She sent us lots of squirrels!! My prescription got filled at last. Here I am waiting patiently for my first squirrel: huMom thought it would be nice if Kayla got one too. I didn't think that it was appropriate or safe for my prescription to be shared, but Kayla got mad when I tried to take my squirrel back.

Finally, I got to enjoy my squirrel. I licked it a few times first, then I gobbled it down. What a delicious prescription!

I think Happy Hearts are awesome. We got some of the new watermelon flavor to try. We were reminded of Dave at AO4, since he loves watermelons so much. We also got our very own personalized cookies, which are now on our sidebar. YUMMI YUMMI YUMMI!!! And thank woo Dr. Steve for caring enough to diagnose me and provide an appropriate prescription.

So that's my story, woo a'tcha later! Maebe