I am in such a good mood today. My dumb sister Maebe tried to embarrass me by submitting a fake "problem" to Dr. Steve. Fortunately, he was smart enough to see right through it and wrote the prescription for the true offending parties, the humans.
You see, I am the princess of the house and I do as I please, when I please. I answer to no one. Maebe doesn't like that because she thinks she is alpha dog, but I just ignore her. Also, I don't like baths so when the humans try to capture me for bathing, I piddle to punish them. It's as simple as that. So here is what Dr. Steve prescribed for my humans:
Dr. Steve, woo are a genius. Thank woo for helping my humans!!
See ya later! Woooo woo rar rar rar... Kayla